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Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in the park and I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML


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On 01/13/2010 at 3:07am - love - by Juanna (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Thank god your date was blind and didn't see it eh? That would have been embarrassing.

#13 - On 01/13/2010 at 12:26pm by CallMeHush

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so, any bets on how many "shitty situation" puns we're gonna see? this, of course, including variations thereof...

#1 - On 01/13/2010 at 10:21am by thegr8dane

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