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my crush of over a year cummd over fir me to take her on our frst date . Today was also the day mah drunk parents decidd to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, nakd . FML


I agree, your life sucks (34310) - you deserved it (2829)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

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Your parents are epic.

#4 - On 01/11/2010 at 5:11pm by neko_ceko

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I hope...
*puts on sunglasses*
That your crush didn't chicken out on you

#37 - On 01/11/2010 at 6:54pm by Ninjaface

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