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Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25748) - you deserved it (1907)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

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