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Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33333) - you deserved it (2741)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

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Your parents are epic.

#4 - On 01/11/2010 at 5:11pm by neko_ceko

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I hope...
*puts on sunglasses*
That your crush didn't chicken out on you
YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!

#37 - On 01/11/2010 at 6:54pm by Ninjaface

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