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Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12837) - you deserved it (41730)

On 01/10/2010 at 1:13pm - love - by Olihime (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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Count your blessings that there are two girls willing to kiss a klutz like you.

#9 - On 01/10/2010 at 5:36pm by hannahuk1986

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#3 - On 01/10/2010 at 5:18pm by hotpockets92

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