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Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26116) - you deserved it (4484)

On 01/09/2010 at 11:07am - love - by notahomewrecker - United States

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You and the wifey need to kick his ass.

#1 - On 01/09/2010 at 5:36pm by premiermois

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I feel more sorry for the kids than you, honestly.

#8 - On 01/09/2010 at 6:34pm by Iwannabetreo

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