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Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12474) - you deserved it (1411)

On 01/06/2009 at 4:51am - love - by [SiMON] - Sent from mobile version

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No no no, this is a good thing! She'll be over at your house more, your sister will approve, and you pretty much won brownie points for having a cool family. You win.

#6 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:20pm by buffalosaurus

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Cock blocked by your own sister.

#7 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:05pm by 24788

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