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Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39833) - you deserved it (3772)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:45am - love - by Chewy (man) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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The only possible explanation is that she got sick of waiting for you to propose and started fucking your best friend.

#2 - On 01/05/2010 at 10:08am by Sweeney90

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you did it wrong. let me guess... you proposed in the parking lot at mcdonalds?

#1 - On 01/05/2010 at 10:07am by hoschiadedodi

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