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Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26640) - you deserved it (2618)

On 01/03/2010 at 4:56am - love - by CP19JK12KH (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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I'm sure she is your ex for a reason.
Move on.

#1 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:07am by amy397123

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You talked for "hours" and she was high the entire time? That's some powerful weed.

#19 - On 01/03/2010 at 11:16am by FerrariCake

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