Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
by Grounded / 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
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That would be one horrible mother.
But if you have no life, no friends, and no dates.. what is there really to ground you from?
#5 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:22pm by BlinkOnceForYes
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What a bitch of a mom! FYL indeed =/
#2 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:12pm by Renan
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