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Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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On 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Grounded (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Why did you cancel the date? If you would of let your date show up, your mom would of seen that you were telling the truth. It could of gotten you un-grounded.

But seriously........sometimes, I think people think of the weirdest shit just to get on this site. This doesn't happen in real life.

#4 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:14pm by Team_Buffy

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That would be one horrible mother.

But if you have no life, no friends, and no dates.. what is there really to ground you from?

#5 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:22pm by BlinkOnceForYes

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