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Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 9:00am - love - by For (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Don't fish for compliments and you won't be insulted. There, easy enough solution.

#16 - On 12/28/2009 at 3:05pm by CyclonePsycho

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Nah, he means there is nothing anywhere close to your great level of beauty to which you can be compared.

Hopefully.

#11 - On 12/28/2009 at 2:46pm by jcrook

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