Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML
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Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally gave me a ring. Oh no, not an engagement ring. He gave me a ring "to apologize for sleeping with his married coworker." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
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Muffinish 0
Well at least you got your stuff back...
tisiphone_fml 0
Yeah, that's pretty cruel. Hang in there.
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TrollTrollTroll 0
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sarcasticblogger 0
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First is lame. And ha! She sounds like a smart sexy gal
appletartface 0
"First"..? get a life!
tisiphone_fml 0
Yeah, that's pretty cruel. Hang in there.
ZleveL 0
or he could send back a bottle of cum and say it's milk ;)
Muffinish 0
Well at least you got your stuff back...
GeorgeBoosh 0
And it's a good lesson about women: it's always about me, never about you! As in: me more important, that belongs to me, me sane. Become gay. Guys aren't like that at all.
littleblackbunny 0
really now? see i find that what you just said describes my boyfriends more than it does me...hmmmmmm girls may be needy at times but at least we're not complete dick heads like you =]
Fop 6
You're both God damn ******* sexists. Go die in a fire.
polico_wolf 0
I second that, fop
melkrueger 0
doubtful.
imperfectclarity 0
Well at least it's not you, it's her. ;) But really - that sucks. Good thing she gave you your stuff back...and now you can find someone better!
TheLoneWolf87 4
I say give her furnature a Yellow Christmas.
ThisNigga 0
Doesn't that make her your fiancee? Sorry, I don't buy it.
dudeitsdanny 10
Fiancee of a few months, even a year or so, maybe, but not a fiancee of 5 years. He wanted to emphasize the length of the relationship, not the engagement.
luckyducky123 0
Thanks for clearing that up because I was going to say it's fiancée and not girlfriend but you're right. Haha.
hockeyhouse 5
Heartless bitch.