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Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22655) - you deserved it (2076)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:04am - love - by HeSucks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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Give it back to him next Christmas...or his next birthday.

#4 - On 12/25/2009 at 10:19am by britney190

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What an idiot. Don't eat them, they're probably disgusting by now anyways.

#1 - On 12/25/2009 at 10:03am by Muffinish

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