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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35727) - you deserved it (3150)

On 12/24/2009 at 6:37pm - love - by hoplessG (man) - United States

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why would you tell her best friend? thats the worst person to tell. YDI.

#1 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:08pm by Elissaa

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Whew! Be glad you dodged a bullet there. If you would've proposed, she might've accepted just to please you, then eventually would cheat on you with your best friend, her boss, any random guy, because she was in a loveless marriage, and then file for divorce and leave you with the kids you forced on her. Now you are free!

#7 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:23pm by jonnymohio

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