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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she randomly left town to go to Paris. FML

I agree, your life sucks (22536) - you deserved it (1772)

On 12/24/2009 at 6:37pm - love - by hoplessG (man) - United States

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