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Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

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lol wonder how this ended. cops? or frying pan?

#2 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:06am by Mutantking

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i think its really sweet that you didnt hesitate to help her.

you dont deserve this

#9 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:07am by irockmyworld

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