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Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks (21323) - you totally deserved it (1514)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

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Wow... That must have been really awkward.
Did you enjoy it at least? (just kidding :P)

#1 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:04am by kittencakes

(-2)

YDI for giving a fuck what her roommate thought, and then bitching about it on FML

#8 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:40am by quirinus

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I couldn't have said it better than you. (#8)

#18 - On 12/24/2009 at 9:42am by YOULIVETODIE

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yep. i agree with #8.

#39 - On 12/24/2009 at 4:58pm by bailo

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ditto

#55 - On 12/24/2009 at 11:50pm by blastvortex

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shit 8! your fucking cold!

#72 - On 02/25/2010 at 7:02pm by fmlurlife

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lol wonder how this ended. cops? or frying pan?

#2 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:06am by Mutantking

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If her roommate was there, you should have had her(him?) help at least. YDI

#3 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:09am by FPsLife

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Maybe the roommate had just came home.

OP doesn't deserve it. Hell, you'd think the roommate would know their roomie was in the hospital unless it was something that just unexpectedly happened.

#10 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:10am by waterynuggets

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@10, #3 meant "helping" in a different kind of level, you know..

#46 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:07pm by loooooooooool

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Yeah, because raping a girl is a lot more fun when they're not awake to complain about it.

Go fuck yourself, kid.

#56 - On 12/25/2009 at 12:01am by waterynuggets

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Don't bitch out looooooooooool, he was just telling you what #3 meant since you clearly can't comprehend it on your own.

#57 - On 12/25/2009 at 12:50am by MagicMeds

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You enjoyed it, didn't you?

#4 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:10am by timothyc

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This is epic. Favourited.

#5 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:13am by thecirclingskies

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Agreed. Favourited.

#37 - On 12/24/2009 at 4:21pm by Feverrotes

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Ha ha. Well I am sure after you explained it he would understand.... and then you could both have a party with her before she wakes up. ;-)

#6 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:20am by Jimboom

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you should have made a remark about how ghb is cheaper than a 6 pack and then continued undressing her

#7 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:35am by brutallyhonest24

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i think its really sweet that you didnt hesitate to help her.

you dont deserve this

#9 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:07am by irockmyworld

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hesitate to undress a girl?
lol.

#22 - On 12/24/2009 at 10:54am by ILIEKGIRLS

Anyone would be lucky to have a friend willing to undress them while they're unconscious. ha ha

#11 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:28am by Applepineapple31

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If she's passing out don't you think you should be taking her back to the hospital instead of stripping her? Guys have such a one track mind. YDI

#12 - On 12/24/2009 at 8:39am by kmhello313

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hardly, OP said that she was on med that made her droswy and thus her just falling asleep, I'd say, would be fairly expected, it would be a waste of time and resources taking her back to the hospital

#13 - On 12/24/2009 at 8:46am by whatwasthatnoise

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I think what OP means here is that his friend fell asleep from the strong side effects of meds. "Passing out" is a common idiom for falling asleep from exhaustion. Surprised you haven't heard it before. So no, he shouldn't have taken her back to the hospital for falling asleep.

#14 - On 12/24/2009 at 8:48am by thesunshotme

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#14 Thanks for the laugh. I just had this mental image of someone repeatedly taking their significant other to the emergency room because they keep falling asleep after sex.

#19 - On 12/24/2009 at 9:47am by Thornod

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Your comment is full of awesome.

#21 - On 12/24/2009 at 10:38am by Babushka_Homyak

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@kmhello13, she asked to be undressed.
don't be so fucking sexist.

#35 - On 12/24/2009 at 4:07pm by WUTBM

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Lol #14

#41 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:27pm by Thunderbender

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so you've never been on any sort of anesthetic drug? it makes you fall asleep VERY fast. the reason she passed out was because she had recieved meds that made her sleepy. it was just the meds! she did not have a horrible reaction to the drug

PS. he clearly said that she recieved meds that mae her drowsy

#43 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:29pm by life_can_suck21

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My bad missed that part.

#15 - On 12/24/2009 at 9:03am by kmhello313

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Still doesn't excuse how you insulted a male's ability to use intellegient thought. :(

#30 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:47pm by tacosrawesome77

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It's a girl, whatcha expect? ;D

#51 - On 12/24/2009 at 9:31pm by dudeitsdanny

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omg dude I belive your life is so fucked.. dude feellin' sorry for you...

#16 - On 12/24/2009 at 9:27am by dex_ter

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Umm... She said "some" of her clothes. I don't think she meant she wanted to be naked with you about to climb on top, perv!

JK- But I'm sure you can see how it might look to the roomate.

#17 - On 12/24/2009 at 9:38am by girlygirl666

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One of the most perfect FML's I've seen. Favorited.

#20 - On 12/24/2009 at 10:08am by Tlizzle

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Should of stripped naked yourself before stripping her that would of really fucked up the roommate especially if you had asked them to give you a hand.

#23 - On 12/24/2009 at 10:59am by devildog42787

threesome.
GOGOGOGOGO.

#24 - On 12/24/2009 at 11:14am by Alex_Zhen

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My day has been made.

#25 - On 12/24/2009 at 11:19am by MattC13

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so he/she thought you were raping her...hmm...interestinqq..
then again, of course that's the first thinq that comes to mind, when you undress an unconscious chick..FYL

#26 - On 12/24/2009 at 11:36am by xoluvinshayxo

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You should have signed the unconscious consent form dummy!!! Available in your local police station .

#27 - On 12/24/2009 at 11:43am by iizzy

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Lol XD

#44 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:29pm by Thunderbender

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"Look," he said, as he slowly unzipped his friend's black skirt, "I can explain this. We just got ba..."
"Don't say another word," said the young, buxom roommate. She approached the bed and whispered "Would you like me to give you a hand?"

BOW-CHICK-A-BOW-WOW!

#28 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:17pm by Sargasm

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this!

#34 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:48pm by sexxxtacy

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Hahahaha best comment ever xD

#40 - On 12/24/2009 at 5:26pm by childofadelphia

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Hahaha this is great.

#50 - On 12/24/2009 at 8:46pm by JukeboxBunny

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LMAOOOOOO yes yes thatz hilarious

#68 - On 12/28/2009 at 5:40pm by butterflyhearts

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So how was it.

#29 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:27pm by loljoogotowned

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#31 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:54pm by CallMeHush

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FO you douchebag

#49 - On 12/24/2009 at 8:13pm by FarSide

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#58 - On 12/25/2009 at 2:59am by CallMeHush

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That was hilarious.

#32 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:10pm by humblebumble

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FTW!!!

#33 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:23pm by Tigg3r

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omg...lmao

#36 - On 12/24/2009 at 4:14pm by loveyahun

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AHAHA! It makes me worse that you're a guy, lmao.

#38 - On 12/24/2009 at 4:47pm by meunknown101

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Not really a big deal once you explain it.

#42 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:27pm by teiso

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Explaining it IS the big deal.

*Glare*
"The doctors drugged her and then she asked me to take her clothes off!"
*Glare*
"Really!"
*Glare*
"Really Really!"
*Glare*
"I'll just leave them on and never come back, OK?"

#47 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:38pm by wh4t3v3R

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lmao

#48 - On 12/24/2009 at 8:02pm by mastapeace16

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HAHAHA yessss exactly what I was thinking!!

#69 - On 12/28/2009 at 5:48pm by butterflyhearts

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who gives a flying shit?

obviously shed understand why. she probably already has but your whining self felt you wanted to tell the world about your experience that OBVIOUSLY embarasses you to your very core. get over it and continue undressing unconscious people

#45 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:00pm by musicislife1995

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Her Roommate had a good laugh after i explained it to her and woke up my friend to verify. It was more than embarassing, and i did enjoy it, shes kinda hot.

#52 - On 12/24/2009 at 9:48pm by Nemesis2747

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it was more *funny

#53 - On 12/24/2009 at 9:51pm by Nemesis2747

(0)

Damn, I was hoping it was going to end with a frying pan to the head...='(

#63 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:45pm by Tigg3r

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lol awww thats cool

#70 - On 12/28/2009 at 5:50pm by butterflyhearts

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Haha #52. If she was hot, then definitely FYL for not taking part in that perfect opportunity...

#54 - On 12/24/2009 at 10:46pm by nikerush2

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ok, that's just funny.

#59 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:35am by cybra

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AWKWARD TURTLE!

#60 - On 12/25/2009 at 6:46pm by ImASHMARTcookie

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yeah how did it end cops or pan?

#61 - On 12/25/2009 at 9:34pm by cannibalcorpseXD

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DUDE lol can't you read? go to post #52 then talk.

But lol that was funny. What life brings. Full of surprised; good ones and bad ones too!!!

#62 - On 12/25/2009 at 11:52pm by DragonitePaladin

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well I didn't notice Nemesis's post until now

#66 - On 12/27/2009 at 1:31pm by cannibalcorpseXD

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It could have been worse. She could have also asked you to bring her a roll of duct tape and a flyswatter.

#64 - On 12/26/2009 at 5:42pm by Ninjaface

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r u a guy?? if not then that's pretty bad!

#65 - On 12/27/2009 at 1:12am by flockey21

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Awkward...

FYL.

#67 - On 12/27/2009 at 8:54pm by Omnigeek6

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So much for helping out a friend. I would have told the roommate. Where the F have u been, thanks for helping out.

You got nothing to worry about because if the roommate cared they would have knows that your friend was coming home from the hospital.

#71 - On 12/30/2009 at 9:26am by Comentator

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Lol, wow.

#73 - On 05/12/2010 at 11:08pm by deannamarie12

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In the name of raping people while they're unconcious! WTF!?

#74 - On 07/27/2010 at 9:31am by iPaTroN

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