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Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26220) - you deserved it (10261)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:57am - love - by Dumped (man) - United States (Florida)

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You have a bitchy girlfriend.

#3 - On 12/22/2009 at 10:15am by ccathleen_

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This happened to me... but with best friends instead. Advice to all men if you are going to date a woman KNOW her inner circle inside and out. All her friends names who their friends with etc, a little excessive but trust me it saves a lot of headaches.

#7 - On 12/22/2009 at 10:27am by flyintonite

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