Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML
by ouch / 12/19/2009 at 10:15am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
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Tell him "I may be fat but you're ugly. I can lose weight. "
#23 - On 12/19/2009 at 2:58pm by snafu57
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atleast hesgiving you the silver lining on the situation :)
#8 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:31pm by halliekayy
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