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Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33354) - you deserved it (3363)

On 12/19/2009 at 10:15am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Tell him "I may be fat but you're ugly. I can lose weight. "

#23 - On 12/19/2009 at 2:58pm by snafu57

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atleast hesgiving you the silver lining on the situation :)

#8 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:31pm by halliekayy

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