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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20013) - you deserved it (4252)

On 12/16/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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