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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37142) - you deserved it (3652)

On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Roll a dice to see how many times you should hit his windshield with a bat!

#5 - On 12/16/2009 at 2:10pm by Arian

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nice guy, but hey.. fate picked you.

#1 - On 12/16/2009 at 2:06pm by musicislife1995

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