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Today, I was excited when I saw a missed call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend finally willing to talk, it was the creepy guy I met on the bus in November who I haven't seen since but has written me poetry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16746) - you deserved it (5628)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Well if you gave him your mobile number then YDI.

If however he is stalking you and thats how he got your number then FYL indeed.

The first seems more likely so I'm going to go with YDI

#1 - On 12/15/2009 at 6:52am by Jimboom

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If the poems are similar to the lyrics of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance, you can be worried. He could very well be nice though. An ex is an ex for a reason, and everyone can seem creepy the first time. You can always change your number though.

However, giving random strangers you meet on the bus your number isn't the brightest idea.

#3 - On 12/15/2009 at 6:56am by redbluegreen

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