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Today, I was excited when I saw a missed call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend finally willing to talk, it was the creepy guy I met on the bus in November who I haven't seen since but has written me poetry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19246) - you deserved it (5960)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Well if you gave him your mobile number then YDI.

If however he is stalking you and thats how he got your number then FYL indeed.

The first seems more likely so I'm going to go with YDI

#1 - On 12/15/2009 at 6:52am by Jimboom

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Rather than restating the obvious, I'll just say that it's amusing that here's yet another girl who pines for a guy she can't have instead of one who writes her poetry.

#13 - On 12/15/2009 at 7:37am by enough4

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