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Today, I was excited when I saw a missed call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend finally willing to talk, it was the creepy guy I met on the bus in November who I haven't seen since but has written me poetry. FML

I agree, your life sucks (13601) - you deserved it (4386)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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