Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

by Mojo / 12/14/2009 at 12:06pm / United Kingdom / Love

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  • I'll bet this wasn't the first time you had wood in your ass.

    #4 - On 12/14/2009 at 2:14pm by girlygirl666

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  • I understand the phase of "crush" is the time you want everything to go "perfectly." Hopefully, you can look back and laugh at it, too. On my 3rd date with my now husband, oh boy did I make a fool of myself I thought for sure he'd think I was crazy.. but we both laughed at it, and now we're happily married!

    #10 - On 12/14/2009 at 2:38pm by stolencrackers

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