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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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On 12/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by StrawberryJuicey (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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If I was the ticket-taker, I'd say, "Hmmmm, 38 Double-D? Your theater will be in the men's room, last stall, I'll be there in 15 minutes."

#6 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:40pm by perdix

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that's not that bad, they can pretty much see the size of em anyway, the fact that it was on a piece of paper meant they didn't have to guess

#3 - On 12/13/2009 at 5:39pm by I_Own_Ubers

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