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Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28944) - you deserved it (4749)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Wouldnt you know your moms number??

#11 - On 12/12/2009 at 7:28am by Laelfy

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LMMFAO...

..now that's funny!

My first favorite!

#5 - On 12/12/2009 at 6:40am by MrMaD

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