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By MarkTheShark - 12/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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You deserved it 7 444

Hey you

By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML

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You deserved it 309

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 3 262

Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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You deserved it 481

Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 120

Numb

By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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You deserved it 1 703

By wwasmer - 27/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

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You deserved it 16 926

By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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You deserved it 3 271

By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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You deserved it 94 747

By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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You deserved it 1 874

Laelfy 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 13:28

Wouldnt you know your moms number??

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 12:40

LMMFAO... ..now that's funny! My first favorite!

Comments

lfries90 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 17:07

YDI for not recognizing your parent's home or cell phone number.

PaoliPlz 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 6:02

Alright, it does suck, but c'mon, you have to admit that it's funny.

honey_bee_fml 1

Friday 18 December 2009 3:53

That is awesome! Of course you can be a little annoyed-- but, come on, that's funny. It's cool that your mom has a sense of humor. :)

Kagofire 0

Friday 1 January 2010 6:23

Thats hilarious

TruleighSadistic 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:54

haha well they say mother knows best..

xbbyitachilover 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:54

lol. that is sad. XD

tothetest300 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 15:25

Hahahahaha! i love this. your mum is the best!

Heart_FML 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 13:23

today i pasted this to my friend, and he thought i was talking about myself FML

lefkowitz 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 19:50

YDI lol

Sniper3000 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:01

u dont know ur moms #?

RebeccaWvvv 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 6:52

Fake! How could you not know your own mom's phone number?? Lying ass.

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Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML

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Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML

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