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Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14110) - you deserved it (37231)

On 12/10/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by Henji (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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YDI for giving a girl that isn't your girlfriend a $200 necklace...

#7 - On 12/10/2009 at 7:46pm by highpotency

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Imagine how much pussy you could've gotten for those 200$ at a strip club. Just sayin'.

#6 - On 12/10/2009 at 7:45pm by chrholck

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