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Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you ok? You seemed depressed earlier." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24879) - you deserved it (3979)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:55am - love - by dxl (man) - United States (Nevada)

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a change in behavior pattern is a sign of depression or suicidal thoughts.

#7 - On 02/18/2009 at 3:59pm by AliSama

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how is that FML??

did you crap in your pants while saying it??
were your parents naked while your were saying it??

crap.... get wasted, do something shamefull and then come back with a story.

#11 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:26pm by ridiculous_gnome

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