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Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23433) - you deserved it (1449)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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