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Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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#1 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:01am by KPACOTKA

ME TOO!!! He never said a thing.

#2 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:03am by totallytrucked

lol at least he didn't say anytin offending

#148 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:03pm by omfgItzme

it could have been worst or better... imagine if you used to type "i want to have sex with u ... "

#3 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:03am by baldivio

Actually, with earlier versions of MSN, offline messages weren't delivered. You couldn't even talk to someone appearing offline.

#4 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:05am by plethora

If you didn't get a message back saying that the message wasn't sent, it wasn't sent. If you sent it and nothing came back....well..heh, that kinda sucks.

#5 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:12am by drybamboo

D; That's kind of creepy yo.

#6 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:17am by startarevolution

Hmm... he stayed friends with you though, yes? He may not have reciprocated but he didn't block or avoid you. That's gotta be worth something surely. Go talk it over with him.

#7 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:17am by Sciamachy

you are creepy.

#8 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:24am by xkaokaox

means you're pretty new to msn if you can send offline msgs dont worry about it unless you're a guy writing that to a girl.

any other person can get away with that without shooting themselves in the foot

#9 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:25am by xqme

yay internet

#10 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:47am by googlebot

Ahaha.

Depends when you first got MSN.. Like #4 said, earlier versions didn't let you send offline messages.

Well um... NOW you know? :)

#11 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:53am by poopooface

Mooooderately creepy.

#12 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:54am by meaganwas

i did this too.
and she was my best friend.
and i went on to say how i wanted to do things sexually
this was when i first go it and a while ago and i cant remember if offline messages existed back then.

she never said anything but....

#13 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:55am by WAY

ahh burnn

#14 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:01am by babez

Wow, that's pathetic and just screams that you spend your Saturday nights sitting alone in front of your computer popping your zits and picking outfits on the internet for your cats to wear.

#15 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:05am by Gawain

Please tell us WHEN did you get msn, the suspense is killing me.

It DOES make a difference because before, offline messages didn't get delivered at all.

#16 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:09am by BigLord

lawl, just lawl

#17 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:16am by genius_man16

hahahaha!
wow that sucks.

#18 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:17am by citylights

Aw that's cute, as long as you were in elementary school.

#19 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:17am by littlemuffet

#15 is a jackass
i feel so bad for you, because it sounds like something that would happen to me.

#20 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:32am by happinessNmisery

haha thats funny.
i think as she could read the msn history she probz has a newer version where the message got sent.
lol idk

#21 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:32am by imogenn

Um, it clearly states at the top "Offline messages will be delivered when they sign in"

depends on the version

either way not an FML..

YDI.

#22 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:48am by Maltastic

i did like 06-07
when did offline messages start?

#23 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:49am by WAY

That really sucks. But if you guys are still friends after all that then yes, that does say something, even if he doesn't return the sentiment.

#24 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:05am by McLaughlane

Ahahaha that's awesome.

#25 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:28am by Kylaka

Haha, that really sucks. But it definitely could have been worse.
In any case, that really made me laugh, probably because I could see something like that happening to me.

#26 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:40am by Hgm09

Pretty sure you could have said worse things, not really an epic fail here...

#27 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:46am by PlasticShark

sweet

#28 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:10am by Rodin

It says so in the top of the msn window.. YDI and you're a freak, grow a pair and say such things directly instead of saying it while thinking it wont be send anyway.

#30 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:04am by Tehalon

i think it's cute

#31 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:07am by nautilus

he probably took it as a joke. don't fret.

#32 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:28am by goosemanrocks

creeper alert!!!

#33 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:09am by Stina9162

ohh no!!!

#34 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:28am by rachelsantixo

dude you are creepy as hell!

#35 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:00am by g_unit

lmao. at least he still talked to you...

#36 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:04am by fortunecookie

If you truely didn't know then I'm gonna have to dub that as pretty damn creepy.

#37 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:13am by PonTiFeX

Yuhuh, creep central.

#38 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:18am by Sgt_Schadenfreud

hahah that's actually really funny. creepy, but funny

#39 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:41am by fmlisamazing

awh thats so cute. it sounds like something I would do. luckily i didn't . lol.

#40 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:42am by JanL1993

Awwww... how cute =]

and i definitely agree with #20 about #15 being a jackass.......... or as i like to say it....... jack-hole (jackass+asshole)

#41 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:45am by holy_crap

creeeeeepyyy
just kidding
but that sucks

#42 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:45am by dcapp

lol this sounds like something I would do

#43 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:48am by sammmii92

hahahahhaaahhahahaa
dude that's hilarious.

#45 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:41am by lorenitavefajita

sooooo creepy

#46 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:44am by SilentGround

even though it said "-person's name- appears to be offline. Any messages sent will be received the next time they sign in"? lmao

#47 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:52am by idrivefast

I don't know how old you are, but when I first started using MSN messages were not delivered if the person was offline.

#48 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:53am by OperationNicole

no offense, but that's pretty creepy. however, if you're still friends with the dude, maybe ask him what's up. maybe you'll find something good happening there.

#49 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:12pm by meddude

Why does everyone think this is so creepy? If you ask me, it sounds like something a love-sick middle school girl would do. In fact, my friend used to do this exact thing to the guy she liked in 7th grade, except it wasn't MSN. If the OP was looking back at older conversations, it was from when he/she was younger and maybe didn't know how to express his/her feelings.

This isn't creepy. If, however, he/she went on to describe all the sexual things they wanted to do to the person, THAT would be creepy.

#50 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:27pm by emmaleelee

That's an honest mistake. No big deal, I personally think it's kind of cute. I'd be nervous as hell too if I tried telling someone I loved them.

As for the whole sending offline messages. I have a friend who still says Tootles to me when I sign off so that I get the message next time I'm on. He doesn't really care that I don't get it right away, and it doesn't bother me any. Like I said, no big deal.

#51 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:28pm by Morose_Princess

CREEPER

#52 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:35pm by garry24

hahahaha

#53 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:41pm by f_ckerdef_ck

hahaha,hopefully it was an old version of msn so it didnt go through. I believe that all versions before 7.0 couldn't read offline messages, maybe even 7.5

#54 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:05pm by Ivy

i think its a pretty common mistake, right?
i mean, it happened to me.

#55 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:11pm by IEatCrayons

i dont see why so many ppl are calling OP creepy. he/she didnt think it was sending the messages (and it may or may not have been).

#56 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:12pm by solaris1302

#56, that's what makes it creepy.

#57 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:25pm by llamatrauma

pwned!

#58 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:37pm by casmith07

I thought it was pretty adorable, which is why I approved this post.. Lulz.

#59 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:40pm by Joo_bean16

Aww. Come on, like we all didn't do similar things in 7th or 8th grade when we were 'in love' with our crush from math class.

Don't worry, OP, in a few years you probably won't even remember his name. Just hold your head up high. :]

#60 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:48pm by liveitlearnit

hahahaha me too!!! i used to be like "i love you..." and then i found out, i was like you know i was just messing with you right? i dont actually love you. 3 years later he still doesnt believe me lol ah well

#62 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:02pm by G_Bug

HAHAHAHAHA, sorry but did u see him ever in person...

#63 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:10pm by naku

How does this merit FML?

#64 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:17pm by SPQR

Hahaha this made my day

#65 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:29pm by MelzerB

how do you go through your old conversations?

#66 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:30pm by Leoplum

So what? They're old conversations. Not an FML.

#67 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:33pm by wat_the_eff

Oh man I lol'd majorly. And unless the OP's a middle schooler or younger, I think this is pretty creepy. If i was on the receiving end, I'd definitely be pretty disturbed.

#68 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:52pm by fylxx

Hahaha win .

xoxo,
Kate :]

#69 - On 03/29/2009 at 2:58pm by hootersgirl09

that's cute haha.
probably weird for him. lol but still cute =)

#70 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:07pm by oceanxcity

wasn't this already posted ? ? ?

#71 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:07pm by sucks000iloveyou

You are creepy.

#72 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:07pm by bsellnow

How is this creepy? Sorry, but I thought it was hilarious and really cute actually.

#73 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:19pm by lovelight30

Are you stupid?

#74 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:33pm by somedouche

ahaha ,# 15 is a total win. mean, but still funny.

but really thats sad. its okay; people do stuff like that, your not a total dumbass just a little stupid.

#75 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:36pm by moron

#15, no it makes her sound like a teenager. This is just writing initials in a heart all over your notebook for the digital age.

#76 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:49pm by mariposa25

LAWL FAIL. At least you didn't put 'I WANT YOUR BABIES!!!!11'. Then I would have lol'ed out loud.
- S.

#77 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:56pm by xsydbabyx

#9, That's one of the things that sucks about being a guy. That particular double standard is totally not fair.

To everybody else, Why is this creepy?
If you take #57's logic, then everybody who keeps a diary is creepy b/c they are writing things about other people that are not intended to be read by them.

And if the messages were delivered then is just one person confessing their crush, and the crush made no indication they were uncomfortable with this. Two people flirting with each other, how is that creepy?

#78 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:09pm by Reasonable_man

why would you even do that? i'd be so scared there'd be a glitch in the system and it would accidentally sent or something.

#79 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:14pm by gleidu77

oh wow...hes like jeez! but he still kept talking to you which accounts for something right?

#80 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:04pm by yeahreally

that's.. not creepy at all.

#81 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:05pm by babyjoyce

Well, if he has never said anything about it...just pretend that it neveeeer happened.

#82 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:17pm by jerrycurls

omg i couldn't believe when i read this.....i used to do the EXACT same thing. and i also used to change my font to white and then type to random people "i love so and so" and then i thought they would just think it was blank screen (because i used white font) but they usually ended up decoding it and being like "what the hell". yeah im emberassed to think about my younger years.

#83 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:21pm by ashleykathryn2

haha oops ive done that too... and i didnt know until this FML

#84 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:29pm by eschreib

haha thats so funny
sounds like something i would do but i know better . . . .

#85 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:42pm by jules96

hahahaha! That isn't creepy, it's really cute, assuming that these conversations are from like 7th grade ... Like someone else said, it's just like the digital version of drawing initials in a heart or something. Harmless middle school crushing.

#86 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:24pm by cyxx

Hahaha fail!

#87 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:39pm by kattfish

That is so damn cute!

And #78 is right. There's nothing creepy about someone being too shy to share their feelings with a crush. You guys all need to calm the fuck down. Now, if she had wrote something really sexually explicit or something else that is completely inappropriate, then yes, it would be creepy. But I love you? Come on. I did the same thing, and I'm certainly not crazy and obsessive, and never have been. It's completely innocent.

#88 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:43pm by bioclock

"Messages you send will be delivered when they sign in. E-mail this contact instead | Add a mobile number for this contact"

-fp-

#89 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:51pm by alewares

awh im sorry that sucks.i was new to msn and my cousin signed off, our family's are fueding so i typed in,"your just a stuck up motherfucking bitch" she told my uncle, my uncle told my mom. i got grounded lol

#90 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:56pm by poopy910

Lol I would go on a date with you just for that, even if I was not that into you .

#91 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:39pm by sleepless15_p

#90 lolol, now THAT's a minor FML.

Heh, I'll suppose #23 is the OP... This means you don't have to worry, I think offline messages only appeared late 2007.

#92 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:21pm by BigLord

LOLOL, I used to do that all the time, untill after like the 20th time he finally wrote back.
I was so embarrassed..

#93 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:05pm by clefairycynthia

hahahhahahahaha nice

#95 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:29pm by jess22

hahahhaha so embarrassing!

#96 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:36pm by ohsoglam

#15....she said it was OLD messages. Meaning: NOT RECENTLY. Douche.

#97 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:47pm by hinice

i used to do the same thing! haha
but i think it was back when they weren't sent unless the recipient was online.
i sure hope so at least...

#98 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:17pm by iowanianfuck

Just pretend you do it all the time

#99 - On 03/30/2009 at 12:50am by Scars

I think that's cute.

#100 - On 03/30/2009 at 12:56am by TerAki

HHAHAHHA that makes me laugh

#101 - On 03/30/2009 at 1:03am by margiemarg24

HAH thats too hilarious. my older brother used to send "i love you" messages to everyone on my buddy list on AIM whenever i left the computer. i thought it was the end of the world

#102 - On 03/30/2009 at 1:43am by onesweetlove

that is so cute...
i hope i can love some1 like you ahaha im heartbroken now

#103 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:44am by mylife1sfucked

Oh god. That is so embarrassing. I feel for you.

#104 - On 03/30/2009 at 7:11am by annis

thats so weird.
why would you even do that? =P
just type it - don't send it hahahah

#105 - On 03/30/2009 at 7:46am by theoldGP

#3 how is that worse? i believe "psycho stalker" is worse than "perverted sexaholic" but thats just me

and yeah, you're a creepy psycho stalker...
but look on the bright side, he/she didnt stop talking to you

#106 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:40am by ilovespam

#4, agreed

#107 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:42am by Ib83

Creeper XD

#108 - On 03/30/2009 at 1:58pm by Kellayy

How do you look at old msn conversations? I didn't know you could do that?!

hilarious fmy/ydi though :D

#109 - On 03/30/2009 at 5:51pm by em_g

lmao! thats amazing.
must have thought u were psycho

#110 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:36pm by lollipopp56

that's cute

#111 - On 03/30/2009 at 7:28pm by hahaNO

This is only creepy if the OP is over the age of 18....Kids do all sorts of cutesy, stupid things when puppy love strikes...but the amount of strangeness you can get away with sorta of dwindles with age

#112 - On 03/30/2009 at 9:52pm by MKC

AHHAHAHAH THATS HILARIOUS

#113 - On 03/31/2009 at 12:02am by fack_this_shet

LOL!

#114 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:11am by Pebbles

haha ouch, did he ever say anything back?

#115 - On 04/01/2009 at 12:33am by Christopherowan

Haha, I did the same thing with this chick a couple of weeks ago and wrote 'I want to fuck you' I then realised what I'd done, so I wrote 'I want to fuck myself' and then 'La la la la la la' to cover my arse and make it sound like I was being random. PHEW!

#116 - On 04/01/2009 at 9:25am by Bennyboy1985

whoaaa. that's actually so creepy..

#117 - On 04/01/2009 at 8:58pm by Tick

But #`15 took that much too far.

#118 - On 04/01/2009 at 9:07pm by Tick

holy hell, it got me thinking if I ever did that! There's a chance I did. But I can't remember.. grr, this is seriously messed up xD.

#119 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:36am by weaver

Damn. He must have thought you were crazy or something. Though if he kept talking to you maybe he didn't

#120 - On 04/03/2009 at 3:04pm by GreyStarr

awww i think thats cute
i wish my gf would do shit like that

#121 - On 04/03/2009 at 5:59pm by drock513

lmaao, :P

#122 - On 04/04/2009 at 1:07am by xBROKEN_SMILE

Aw, that's cute. I don't think it's creepy.

#123 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:18am by yummyorange

Wow...just...wow.....If someone did that to me....I would never talk to them again....you are a major creeper and he should have gotten a restraining order against you......and to all you girls saying you did the same thing.....notice how you are still single?......now you know why....

#124 - On 04/04/2009 at 4:17am by Rickya0

^ aha thats so mean

#125 - On 04/05/2009 at 11:17pm by broken11

a bit creepy, but to be expected from young kids. I'm assuming you were in elementary school. please tell me this wasn't last year.

#126 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:37pm by yesbutnotyou

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
Thats creeppy but he didnt say a thing or didnt block u or anythin so i guess he didnt mindd ;P

#127 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:05pm by juiicy

That's creepy.. I feel sorry for you though.

#128 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:37pm by AnnaSeptic

#124 is officially an idiot. 'rickya' you're probably the single one... no, better yet VIRGIN lawlz doucher.

#129 - On 04/16/2009 at 12:30pm by sims224

he never said anything???

#130 - On 04/19/2009 at 5:22pm by 4581

He never said anything?! Well, that's kinda weird. And he never acted weird when he met you?
Maybe he just thought it was spam? xD
Then you're kinda "saved"...

#131 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:31pm by zavanna

He has to find out somehow. Maybe he took it as you were dropping hints. I think your ok on this one.

#132 - On 04/29/2009 at 3:30am by 24788

That would suck, only if the person didn't like you back...

#133 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:55pm by crazylife12

HAHAHHAH That totally sounds like something I would've done. And I hope I never have. HA

#134 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:35am by ImaTrainwreck

LOOOL . awh, what happened next ?

#135 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:30pm by jagaugga

DUDE, that's fucked up.

#136 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:11pm by memegui

awww, shit. sucks for you! hahaha. i used to type stuff i wanted to say to my old crushes, and then just delete it before i sent it. but you actually did. XD

#137 - On 05/19/2009 at 11:21pm by sevbaby

aww i think that's cute :)

i wouldn't say it's creepy
it sounds like she was young, and too shy to confess her real feelings

#138 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:28pm by lisafannypack

Aw, sounds embarrassing...I'm sorry...but hey, if he didn't say anything about it then, you probably don't have to worry now.

#139 - On 08/03/2009 at 5:28am by damnnnnnn

akward o_O *scoot scoot scoot*

#140 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:43pm by Im_cursed

Why do people think its so creppy? What girl doesnt like a guy and write silly love letters and not send them (&etc.) God people are so miopic. >_>
I know how you feel Dx i used to type 'ily; but not hit enter, and once i accidently did hit enter haha
i just said 'wronge chat sorry' xD

#141 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:34am by Orange01028

CREEEPAH!

#142 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:06pm by TheLoneWolf87

lol at least he knows you like him :p

#143 - On 12/31/2009 at 9:16am by DrinkOMaticBJ

Typing and not sending ftw.

#144 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:11am by thecirclingskies

OMG!!! i did the same thing allll the time to my best guy friend. he probably thought i was crazy!!! but then we eventually dated =).. it didnt last too long lol

#145 - On 01/05/2010 at 9:57pm by GCali4

Oh God, how awkward.

#146 - On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am by Fentown

that is SO cute. you could do that to me once?

#147 - On 01/22/2010 at 9:14am by riskybizz

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