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Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 12:09am - love - by CheLi (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Never pass comments like this when you are in your boyfriends house , with his parents ... :D

#3 - On 12/08/2009 at 6:07am by LoveDemon

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Guess he won't be inviting you back, huh?

#1 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:49am by GDI

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