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Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4070) - you deserved it (27304)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by mainlaw (man) - Ireland (Wexford)

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