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Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4438) - you deserved it (29363)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by mainlaw (man) - Ireland (Wexford)

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props to OP for coming up with an original way to reference your unit.
I was getting sick of all these idiots saying hap sac

#8 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:19pm by Feverrotes

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Well, I guess you just don't have the "snow globes" to actually use the word testicles. Or balls. Either is okay.

#14 - On 12/04/2009 at 5:25pm by Terrimina23

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