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YESTERDAY I INVITD MA CRUS TO COME AN SPEND TANKSGIVING DINNER WIT ME AN MA FAMILY, SE AGRED BUT ASKD ME IF SE COULD BRING ER FRIEND. TURNS OUT ER "FRIEND" WAS ACTUALLY ER BOYFRIEND AN TEY DRANK ALL TE EXPENSIVE WINE I BOUGT. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27365) - you deserved it (7128)

On 11/27/2009 at 10:02pm - love - by lonelyguy (man) - Puerto Rico

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Hopefully your taste in wine is better than your taste in women.

#4 - On 11/28/2009 at 3:09am by alexandraa

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Falcon punch her.

#2 - On 11/28/2009 at 3:07am by jane99

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