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Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18612) - you deserved it (4702)

On 11/25/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Did he speak the language of Love? ;)

#5 - On 11/25/2009 at 7:19am by ActionManly

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Flash him your boobs. Now that's a language everyone can understand.

#6 - On 11/25/2009 at 7:34am by NathanKett

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