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Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 11:08am - love - by Yes (woman) - United States (Texas)

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if he's that insensitive....good riddens to bad rubbish!

#3 - On 11/24/2009 at 2:25pm by Stumblebum30

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ok it sucks that you fell down and that your ex is an asshole, but you shouldnt have expected a kiss from him if he says "we need to talk". people dont say that just so that you can discuss what your gonna do that day. but he could have helped you up, the jackass

#17 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:57am by dannidelion226

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