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Today, my car crashed and the only refuge was at a nearby house, the resident of which was a crazy psycho. Now replace "crazy psycho" with "crazy ex-girlfriend who won't help you unless you compose a poem about how much you love her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30552) - you deserved it (4552)

On 11/23/2009 at 11:40am - love - by worsethanzombies (man) - Spain (Madrid)

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I'd rather stay in the car...

#2 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:12pm by sweetjeebus

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I crashed my car intentionally outside your house because I still really love you but I don't have the courage to admit it to myself and definitely not to you.

Thank heaven for "free" verse.

#13 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:30pm by perdix

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