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Today, my car crashed and the only refuge was at a nearby house, the resident of which was a crazy psycho. Now replace "crazy psycho" with "crazy ex-girlfriend who won't help you unless you compose a poem about how much you love her." FML
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I crashed my car intentionally outside your house because I still really love you but I don't have the courage to admit it to myself and definitely not to you.
Thank heaven for "free" verse.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014