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Today, my car crashed, the only refuge was at a nearby house, of which the inhabitant of the house was a crazy psycho. Now replace "crazy psycho" with "crazy ex-girlfriend who won't help you unless you compose a poem about how much you love her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21513) - you deserved it (3215)

On 11/23/2009 at 11:40am - love - by worsethanzombies (man) - Spain (Madrid)

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