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Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his cell, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me "he was so sad that we broke up." I didn't know. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34220) - you deserved it (2338)

On 11/18/2009 at 6:47am - love - by Anonymous - Denmark (Nordjylland)

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Tell his mom he didn't tell you about any break up, but he needs to call you so you can tell him about his STD test. Tell her you wouldn't have sex with him because he has several STD's. That should help him out a Bunch!

#5 - On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm by roaminginsomniac

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OP: dun worry about it. Obviously, he broke up with his OTHER GIRLFRIEND and his mom got confused.
ur relationship with him is still safe.
Hope that helps! :)

#9 - On 11/18/2009 at 3:33pm by GreenDaemon21

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