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TODAY, I WAS LOOKING AT THA ANNOUCAMANTS IN THA NAWSPAPAR AND FIND OUT THAT MAH BOYFRIAND OF THA PAST 6 YAARS IS SUPPOSD TO BA MARRID IN 2 DAYS TO WHAT I THOUGHT WAS HIS AX-GRLFRIAND. BIG FAT FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37527) - you deserved it (3022)

On 11/16/2009 at 11:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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What a little shit.
Make a scandal. Disrupt the wedding.
Perhaps she might not even know about you, or think YOU'RE the ex, which would make it all the better.

#6 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:09am by DameGreyWulf

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"Does anyone hear have reason these two should not be married here today? Speak now or forever hold your piece."

I do. I've been dating him for the last 6 years. Then walk out. Let the bride handle it from there.

#10 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:54am by scythefwd

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