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Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelld wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filld with flower petals rippd from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (38007) - you deserved it (5234)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm - love - by TLT (woman) - United States (Florida)

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It sounds like he did great, your boyfriend is 5 years old, right?

#2 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:18pm by g_love_glove

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It doesn't say you dated for long, but he sounds like a really crappy guy.

On the other hand, crayons are cute, the thought counts, then again, if he fails to spell your name...oh god

#5 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:21pm by Blabloop_Fishie

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