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Today, I parked my convertible in the 5 minute bay at the post office. When I came back out I noticed a bum in the front seat pretending to drive it. After shouting at him and pulling him out, he stumbled off. I was then slapped with a ticket for being parked longer than 5 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17636) - you deserved it (3719)

On 11/15/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by John (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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