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Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML

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On 11/11/2009 at 5:10pm - love - by kiwi (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Thats fucking disgusting.

#1 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:42pm by justdancebbyx3

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hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.

#2 - On 11/11/2009 at 8:43pm by avfcfan89

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