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Today, my date sent me a text saying "I'm sorry we're running late, we will be there shortly." I replied asking what she meant by "we". She said her parents, who were coming along to chaperone. I laughed about two 27 year olds having chaperones, until she walked in with her parents. FML


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On 11/11/2009 at 1:53pm - love - by Tragics (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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I'd be like, are they going to watch you give me head, too?

#7 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:44pm by JP101

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thats awful. lol parents like that are gonna be there on your wedding night making sure you don't do anything "naughty" with their daughter

#5 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:43pm by PurplePoet

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