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Today, my date sent me a text saying "I'm sorry we're running late, we will be there shortly." I replied asking what she meant by "we". She said her parents, who were coming along to chaperone. I laughed about two 27 year olds having chaperones, until she walked in with her parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26302) - you deserved it (1974)

On 11/11/2009 at 1:53pm - love - by Tragics (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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