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Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111905) - you deserved it (12759)

On 03/26/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by Voice29 (man) - United States (Missouri)

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