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Today, the priest was handing out red roses after church. The woman ahead of me asked for a rose. The priest said, "Sorry, we are only giving them out to single women since they didn't get any for Valentine's Day." Then he hands one to me. This was the first time I have been to that church. FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 6:44pm - love - by KC (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Today's lesson: Never go to church.

#4 - On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm by Arbosis

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So? What else would he have done?

"Today, the priest was handing out red roses after church. When I approached him, he asked if I'm single. This was the 1st time I have been to that church. FML"

#7 - On 02/17/2009 at 10:42pm by Drk

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