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Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30581) - you deserved it (2735)

On 11/08/2009 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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