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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41933) - you deserved it (2919)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:24am - love - by whysheheartless (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Maybe she thought she had to.
FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:06am by Intoxicunt

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Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!"

If you were that girl, what would you have done then?

#5 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:12am by egaonogenki

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