Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24486) - you totally deserved it (1399)
On 11/03/2009 at 2:24am - love - by whysheheartless (man) - United States (Oregon)
Maybe she thought she had to.
FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...
#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:06am by Intoxicunt
By doing so she meant, "I am a slut, I have no respect for you or the bond we had". It should be the FML of the guy who she kissed.” Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by getting laid with his new boyfriend in front of me. I should have seen it coming when she did the similar to her old boyfriend for me". A person who has no respect for the "bond" regardless of how tense the relationship has been needs no cry over.
U should give her a bathing suit that says salad on it, so she will blow her nose to the window. I wanna be a bird but mama said I can't... So I think I'm gunna be fishing bait.
#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:36am by breadonabun
Yeah well said wtfwts... she's pretty much a bitch for what she did, and clearly has no respect for you, your feelings or the relationship that you had. I'm sure you're much better off without a horrible person like that, but it still sucks that she's rude and callous enough to do that :(
#25 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:14am by fireandice27
You should have beaten the fuck outta him.
YDI for not doing so.
#55 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:32pm by hellFighter
Her new boyfriend's a dick for not seeing through her. Any respectable guy would've called her a bitch for acting that way in front of her ex. One of my friends broke up with a girl because of that. He told me "She tried to make out with me as a way to make her ex jealous, it raised too much of a "bitch alarm" for me to deal with". And yes, it does happen that way.
And you just stood there? If you weren't such a pansy maybe you would still be with her.
#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:09am by nokillnobeepbeep
It's called being intelligent, why face a lawsuit over a whore, it's not like she is worth it. He just showed her that she means nothing to him
yeh, cos still being with her would make him the winner...lol
#86 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:48pm by organisedchaos
What did the five fingers say to the face? ... SLAP
#80 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:37pm by rick_james_b17ch
hell yeah. shes a bitch/slut/whore...whatev you want to call her....beat some ass.
#109 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:24pm by live_laugh_love4
Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!"
If you were that girl, what would you have done then?
#5 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:12am by egaonogenki
LOL I bet she would have been like "Hell yeah!" >.<
Aww but that sucks though I feel bad for him :(
You'll find someone good enough :D
#114 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:13pm by fridalovesyou
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Wow, you got broken up with. No one in the universe has ever had this happen to them. Way to be original.
#8 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:38am by RubixMonkey
Way to be intelligent, this site is not about originality, it's about shitty things that have happened in our lives.
don't like it?
don't read it.
simple - then you don't have to bore us all :)
everyone wins
#61 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:11pm by jadetothes
Wow, Rubix! You're complaining about how an FML isn't original. No one in the universe has ever done that. How original.
[/unoriginal sarcastic response]
#66 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:01pm by Tequilamockngbrd
He's not complaining about the fact that his girlfriend broke up with him; he's complaining about the unnecessarily cruel way she did it. Understand now?
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She broke up wit you cuase your a pussy and knew you wouldn't do anything besides put this up on fml. Maybe if you had some balls and did somthing besides cry bout it you wouldn't be jerking it. You need to be a man. Its too late now but next time it happens cuase I'm sure it will women are cruel. As soulja boy said just pimp slap that hoe.
#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:56am by Ninja_Style
ok lets leave the talking to the grown ups, you go back and play with your spoons. ooo shiny.
#87 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:51pm by organisedchaos
:D "Ooh Shiny" teehee Kinda sad I was playing with spoons earlier.. o.o ;) Jokes :D
#115 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:17pm by fridalovesyou
hahaha this one actually does suck. I feel for ya, OP.
#11 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:12am by stupiddumbblonde
Holy Panzershrek, u should have said screw u guys I'm going home
#12 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:14am by playfuldesk
kk dude, ur not the only one to ever get dumped. But sick way to get ditched!! It's called walk up to them with a random hottie that you find then make out with her right beside them.... :-P
#13 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:17am by baby_gurl2405
i wouldnt say your life is fucked since now you see shes a ho so you can get rid of her a find someone more faithful to you so in a way its a good thing look at the positive side theres no real negative at least from what you wrote
#14 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:17am by MyzticHydra
On the bright side, that spectacle of hers would probably make it easier for you to get over her now that you probably hate her and want nothing to do with her.
After the initial shock, I would have shook his hand, smiled and said "Well, congratulations, Number 54!" and if I had condoms with me I'd also say "Here, take one. I wouldn't go without it." And then...just walk away.
Better yet, finish it off with "and let me know how my dick tastes"
#58 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:23pm by cpatrick820
if i were you, i would join straight in and show her who's boss!
#21 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:44am by snoopy_fly
I'm going to go ahead and make assumptions but young people are SO promiscuous these days. what the hell happened to everyone? how can we do the whole survival of the fittest thing if everyone is a whore?
Wait, I'm confused... you think the answer to ensuring the longevity of our species is to NOT procreate? I think you may have missed a day or two of science class. At the very least you must have misinterpreted the concept of natural selection.
#96 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:14am by MaddogTotten
It so obvious that she is in love with you! New boyfriend, my ass! She is just using that poor chump to make you notice her.
You need to start hanging around outside her house until she admits the truth: she is meant to be with you. You might want to get a tattoo of her name . . . on your forehead. Trust me, she's into you and you alone. Go for it!
I agree with Perdix, op she is telling you that she loves you and wants to marry you! Sit outside of her place and follow her, she wants you to "force" her into loving you...
#45 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:42am by donkey_hang_down
And the cops that are "chasing" you away from her house are really just strippers for the bachelorette party
#67 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:04pm by donkey_hang_down
Haven't we learned anything from the FML involving the poor fellow who tried to prove his love to a girl by carving her initials into his leg? Obviously, girls don't like seeing their names carved/tattooed into their boyfriends' skin.
OP, try tattooing your name onto her instead. :] She'll love it. If not, well, she'll still have a tattoo of your name. You really can't lose in this situation.
#68 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:20pm by Tequilamockngbrd
welcome to the real next level. now you have the kind of relationship for a rainy day friend
#28 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:22am by ClownSmilely
It really annoys me when people split sentences in half to make their FML sound dramatic. It would sound just as good if it were "Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I think you take some of these FMLs seriously. By pointing out what really annoys you. So that I can exploit the situation. By making sure to do this. As a response. NTTAWWT. =)
#33 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:53am by Brave_Sir_Robin
stop.touching.me.stop.touching.me.stop.touching.me.stop.touching.me.
mom.timmehs.touching.me.stop.touching.me.stop.touching.me.moommm!
I'm.not.touching.you.I'm.not.touching.you.I'm.not.touching.you.mom.I.wasn't.touching.her.
#98 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:18am by MaddogTotten
What the fuck are you talking about? There is only one letter, 'c', between the 'fu' and the 'k,' not three as you and mrzero write.
I'm confused because futhark, futtock, fullback and future shock all have more than three letters between the 'fu' and the 'k.' Can someone with an unabridged dictionary help out a brother over here?
fetlock? (no... too long)
funuck? (no... not a word)
fucock? (it appears all over the place on Google, so...)
#37 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:16am by Brave_Sir_Robin
Two words, starts with F and ends with K?
Fire Truck dude. Fire Truck.
#99 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:20am by MaddogTotten
And you didn't beat the shit out of the guy? What the fuck is wrong with you?! No wonder she dumped you....you're a pussy!
#35 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:05am by crash52181
That's low. You can definitely find someone better. I'm sorry OP.
#40 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:24am by alove23
Why should he beat her new bf up? She's obviously a whore, so she's definately not worth the effort. Pick your battles.
You beat the new boyfriend up because of the disrespect. It takes 2 people to make out. I can tell you that I'm not going to make out with my new girlfriend in front of her ex, because that's disrespectful. They are a couple of douchebags.
#42 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:42am by TheDancingPanda
except the guy may not have known they were together, and she just started making out with him. if it was clear that he knew then sure throw a punch if you feel like it, but personally i really wouldnt notice the guy, id be focusing all my anger on her. and its illegal to hit her for some reason so i guess id be fucked, but i could always fuck her friends and send photos i guess. or upload any home made porn all over the internet...
#88 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:57pm by organisedchaos
The bitch wants to get to you under your skin don't let her win. Find a better girl.
#51 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:48am by Baylorbound2012
At least she was not being very ambiguous about it. She could have bullshitted you about needing to see other people. She made it clear that it's over between you two and she's got someone new. Move on.
Maybe she did it because you don't even act like you know how to write a single sentence without screwing it up.
#56 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:34pm by blastvortex
Everyone here trying to give advice calling him a pussy has probably never been in a relationship. Don't give any importance, should've just laughed and walked away... at the end of the day makes her look like the clown. Not like some idiots who would go ape shits and slap a girl, you're alright man, just keep ur head up and act like she doesn't exist. In the end she'll come out feeling like shit. And you'll get over it, it's easier to forget about someone when you hate them :-P.
I agree about the girl. Walk away and never look back. But you HAVE to confront the guy. That doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it, just make sure he knows what is going on. If HE ends up being a prick, that completely gives you the right to pound his face in.
Everyone always says violence is not the answer, but as soon as someone is in danger and needs help they seem to be okay with it. I think it's about time our generations balls dropped. It's called self respect, you don't let another guy walk on you, and you sure as shit don't just let some guy knowingly make out with your girlfriend.
#100 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:25am by MaddogTotten
hmm...shrug, leave, and make sure everyone learns what a dirty whore she is? epic win?
#60 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:32pm by someone1989
@49:
"alpha-male?"
"put the sluts in their place??"
haha looks like someone's got a tiny cock
#62 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:15pm by jadetothes
woahhh FYL. and hers! shes never gonna get anywhere in life because she obviously doesnt deserve respect from anyone, especially not you.
#65 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:55pm by LiveLifeLoud205
alright, bloody hell!
someones defensive!
all i meant was you clearly felt you had to make yourself seem more maculine by 'putting the slut in her place' or whatever - a trait commonly seen in men who are uncomfortable with their penis size and feel they aren't manly.
it was meant as a joke calm the fuck down.
#74 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:18pm by jadetothes
An easy way to solve that problem. Bitch-slap your Ex and give the new boy a mean nut-shot. that will tell her to never do that again...
Punch your fucking EX GF in the gut and sock the guy in the face!!!!! Keep your P-I-M-P hand strong homie!
#79 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:34pm by Fuck_your_face
now what kind of person would do that what a biotch.... some ppl have no respect. it just makes me think that ppl do that to make themselves feel better...... note to everyone else dont be like that and have a heart what if someone did that to you???? not nice... thumbs down
#82 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:59pm by milyfesuks
Same shit happened to me. My (now ex) boyfriend hooked up with a girl in a bar...right in front of me. I went to leave, he brought it outside - right in front of my car. Then brought her back to our apartment (before I got there). I was hanging out in the living room and he was bangin' that broad in the bedroom. You're better off without trash like that.
#85 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:43pm by epicallyburned
That sucks. My boyfriend stopped talking to me for the past three days. Despite my calls and texts. So I got on facebook to see if he had been on and noticed he changed his relationship status to single 10hrs before I looked. So apparently I am single and he wasn't going to inform me...Great way to avoid confrontation, only issue is we work together...
#91 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:56pm by scorpio26krf
i know how you fell man. it sucks. especially when they do it on purpose. i mean it hurts when you catch them, but usually... USUALLY they feel guilty when caught, but normally its cause they got caught and not for the action. but when they do it to you on purpose... that just blows and pisses me off.
i know how that feels man i pretty much wen through the same situation but with a best friend. long story short. I made her feel like shit and no longer have her in my life anymore. so there's that for ya.... sorry man shit happens I guess
#94 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:48am by hyphymowgli
to all those commenting back about this issue i had, i did chew her out after i saw that and havent seen them around each other since
#95 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:27am by whysheheartless
Congratulations on actually having a pair, I salute you. You should be well on track to a full recovery.
#101 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:28am by MaddogTotten
Well your gf is a bit** and you should've knocked her new mofo bf out.!
#102 - On 11/04/2009 at 11:13am by zasoccerking
FYL. murder that bitch and her new bf but kill them slowly if you dont then ydi for not having the balls to kill someone
#107 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:03pm by jesusXstomp
YDI for giving a shit about life. Generally life dishes up severe amounts of shit and all we can do is deal with it and move on. Try just not caring about anything, it really opens your eyes and makes things easier. I mean im not saying that im never happy and that i dont have friends etc but whenever i am happy i dont care, its just another phase of life that is going to get pulled put from under you.
#111 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:58am by rivershade
aaw that really does suck.
there are other fish in the sea honey.
:)
#112 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:08am by lil_sil_13
Alright kids, recess is over. That's what you get for dating someone so immature. Now you know better.
She basically should have gotten a tattoo across her forehead that says
"SLUT".
You should've slapped her and said she never deserved you anyways.
#116 - On 11/09/2009 at 12:25am by HighLife19
