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Today, I went on a first date with an employee from Sobey's who asked for my number while I was grocery shopping. We decided to each bring a friend. I brought my roommate. He brought his girlfriend. FML

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On 10/29/2009 at 12:11am - love - by lds124 (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Um, if you decided to each bring a friend, that's not a date.

#7 - On 10/29/2009 at 7:55am by testing

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Why is it a date when you're bringing your roommate? Preschool playdate??

#6 - On 10/29/2009 at 7:46am by WonderBlunder

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