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Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28738) - you deserved it (2709)

On 10/25/2009 at 10:27pm - love - by joyful-not (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Your sister had a failed marriage already by 30. You're jealous? Try holding out for someone decent. Anyone can just go around marrying everyone who will give them the time of day. That's nothing to envy.

#15 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:54am by Intoxicunt

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your sis gives better head?

#1 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:07am by nygrzg25

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