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Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29502) - you deserved it (3525)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:07am - love - by Clunker (woman) - United States (California)

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and your sleeping with that!

#4 - On 10/24/2009 at 6:58am by Wet_Dream

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Kind of an asshole statement there. was he joking or being serious. It's all about context!

#6 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:03am by Bloodknight

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