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Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50415) - you deserved it (9922)

On 10/23/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ashleyramsay (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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how the hell does a dog dying sound like your parents having sex?

#3 - On 10/23/2009 at 5:11pm by metakingt

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It was going to happen anyway whether you could have gotten it to a vet or not, there just wasn't enough time. But if you are used to dealing with your parents engaging in those activities, you need draw some borders.

#1 - On 10/23/2009 at 5:10pm by ISellHerbs

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