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Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 3:30am - love - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.

#5 - On 02/17/2009 at 12:02pm by disgruntled_stdt

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why would you talk to your boyfriend about children?
that would scare the shit out of me.

#4 - On 02/17/2009 at 11:39am by lulz

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