Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
by Noname / 02/17/2009 at 3:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
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did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.
#5 - On 02/17/2009 at 12:02pm by disgruntled_stdt
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why would you talk to your boyfriend about children?
that would scare the shit out of me.
#4 - On 02/17/2009 at 11:39am by lulz
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