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Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43644) - you deserved it (3309)

On 10/22/2009 at 1:53am - love - by uneek_3225 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Gives you more reason to move into some other country so she shall never again see her future grandchildren's faces. Ever. She'll be ever so pissed but look who will win in the long run. ;D

#2 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:28am by around_the_world

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welcome to the world of mother-in-laws.

#5 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:36am by powermad80

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