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Today, my fiance and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks (31471) - you deserved it (2108)

On 10/22/2009 at 1:53am - love - by uneek_3225 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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