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Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49712) - you deserved it (4744)

On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.

#7 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:22am by pitbulllove

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ooow that's so sweeeeet

#2 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:16am by 1Tsk

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