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Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38366) - you deserved it (3269)

On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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