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Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6667) - you deserved it (49522)

On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.

#4 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:07am by 18legalawesome

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Why does she have to take your band's music seriously? Full of yourself much?

#5 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:09am by boone

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