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Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8761) - you deserved it (63959)

On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.

#4 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:07am by 18legalawesome

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It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.

#2 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:06am by 123man

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